
The 💦 Bundle
What's Included:
👉 1 x 5L WetSax - 100% Waterproof sack for drenched stuff (or if you sweat like a brisket)
👉 1 x Carry Strap - For easy transport










It's not 🚀 science...
👉 Get your sweat on 🥵
👉 Stuff your sweaty gear in
👉 Close the top & roll it down
👉 Clip the buckles together
👉 Call your Mom for once ☎️
We eliminate single-use plastics from hard f*🤬ing work.

Training 🏃♂️
Keeping the ripe, smelly fruits of hard work to yourself is easier said than done.

Travel 🧳
No more playing "Is It Clean Roulette" with your disorganized luggage.

Adventure 🏕️
Keep hiking boots dirty, bathing suits wet, vibes high and the rest of your gear dry.
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❓ What's the difference between the 2 bags?
Think of it like choosing between a wind breaker or a rain jacket.
SweatSax: Light, flexible, easy to transport material ideal for discreetly storing sweaty stuff. Contains smells, not meant for holding down the fort during a monsoon.
WetSax: Durable rubber construction capable of handing all your wet & wild needs. 100% air & water-tight - like my ex's excuses
❓ Do you think bell bottom jeans can make a comeback?
There aren't many things we pray for on a daily basis in this world, but this is one of them.
❓ How much can I fit in them?
The Essentials Bundle gives you 2x 5L bags, giving you 10L of total space. We've fit a towel, swim trunks, flip flops, gym clothes, and running shoes in that.
Alternatively, about 10 days worth of clothes while traveling (6-7 days if you change outfits like an actor in a low budget production).
Also 7 trout fillets per bag. Don't ask how we know.
❓ What about plastic bags?
It's 2025, c'mon now. Do you hate turtles and oceans too or...?
❓ What about my bag's special pocket?
Take a good whiff of that paper-thin liner and try telling yourself that overpriced bag isn't 1 notch above a soiled diaper.
Are you going to dry-clean that bag anytime soon like the label suggests? Didn't think so. Once your SweatSax get a little ripe, quickly hand-wash and you're sorted.
Pro Tip: If you don't care about the logo, just throw them into the washing machine. We'll forgive you eventually.
❓ Isn't this just a dry-bag?
Pretty much, just a secret antimicrobial material for combatting odours and some sh*tty marketing. Normal dry-bags will smell awful after a handful of uses (we learned the hard way).
❓ What's the point of life if suffering is inevitable?
If suffering is inevitable, then the question of life’s purpose must be asked with suffering at its center—not as an obstacle to meaning, but as part of the terrain in which meaning must be discovered or created.
Life, in this view, is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived through, with all its complexity and contradiction. To suffer is to be alive; to feel pain is to be aware, sensitive, and connected to the world around us. Suffering exposes us—it strips away the illusions of permanence and control, revealing the fragile, raw truth of existence. And in that exposure, it opens the door to a deeper kind of meaning—not one found in avoidance or denial, but in endurance, in the capacity to love while knowing loss is inevitable, to create while knowing nothing lasts, to hope while knowing disappointment is part of the deal.
We don’t find the “point” of life in spite of suffering—we find it because of suffering. In suffering, we encounter the limits of ourselves, and sometimes, in that confrontation, we become more than we were. We become compassionate. We become resilient. We become capable of recognizing beauty in the fleeting, in the imperfect, in the real. The inevitability of suffering makes life urgent. It makes every moment matter, because we know we won’t have infinite chances. It’s what makes a genuine laugh feel miraculous, a friendship sacred, a quiet morning something to be held onto.
If suffering didn’t exist, we might never realize how profoundly precious joy is. The point of life, then, may not be some grand universal answer, but the act of living fully in the face of what is difficult. Maybe it's not about what life gives us, but what we choose to give back, knowing full well the cost—and giving it anyway.
❓ Can I buy just 1 of them?
No. Good things come in pairs:
- Socks
- Nipples
- Limbs
- Reproductive organs
- Atomic bom.... never mind
Still no ❤️
Customers love talking dirty to us 🫦
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“Game changer, I can actually bring my gym bag to class!"
- Rowan G. from Toronto 🇨🇦
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“Our dogs no longer sniff my gym bag intensely. Do what you want with that information."
- Tymon W. from Amsterdam 🇳🇱
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"Instant essential for all my workouts. Also kept my luggage separate from dirty stuff in Asia."
- Ryan M. from Colorado 🇺🇸
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"Guys, my luggage organization will NEVER be the same. Can't believe how long I used garbage bags."
- Rina L. from Tel Aviv 🇮🇱
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"I use them mostly for hunting trips. Great for keeping my wet clothes from the dry stuff."
- Dom B. from Warsaw 🇵🇱
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"Swimming for cardio before work is possible again 😭"
- Yordan P. from Toronto 🇨🇦


